BREAKING NEWS!

It seems a plane has crashed on Reesesboy Avant Grove.

Aid was help on the scene. Fortunatley, no fatalties

were reported. The cause of the craqsh seems to be that

a pilot was eating coffe while driving, when the coffe

spilled on the monitor. "I did not see that coming" says

the pilot, John, age 27. The plane has made an estimated

$27,000 worth of damages.